Limerick Ode To Greedy Stores
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Don’t reward greedy, cynical stores
For behaving like gluttonous whores:
If they’re open on days
Like Thanksgiving, it pays
To shop elsewhere. Don’t walk through their doors!
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A Companion Haiku:
Stores, be on notice:
Open doors on Thanksgiving?
Brace for a boycott.
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